Anonymous Asked:
But breasts ARE sexual organs? They release oxytocin when stimulated, that makes them sexual.

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algrenion:

ive had to deal w this argument before ok listen here

boobs do the oxytocin thing when theyre stimulated yes, nipples are an erogenous zone. Men’s nipples do this too. Now read over those two sentences and let the double standard dawn on you okay? Think about it if both kinds of nips release oxytocin when you do the touch touch on them, why is only one kind of nip considered a sexual nip? sexism that’s why

it’s ridiculous and technically makes a dude’s nipples more inappropriate than a lady’s nipples because boy nipples serve virtually no other purpose than to be stimulated by temperature change or by sexual activity, while girl nipples serve the added purpose of oh you know, feeding babies no big deal

but nah man nah both can be aroused so both nips are sexual or no nips are so make up your mind

you know where else is an erogenous zone?? ears. Are you wearing an ear bra/?? Why the fuck arent you wearing your fucking ear bra you trash put on yoourfucking ear bra youre not allowed to show your fucking ears thats so inappropriate and its makinng me horny its distracting me from my school work youre not following the dresscode wear your fucking ear bra yo ufucking

AND OXYTOCIN ISNT A SEX HORMONE

Oxytocin is a BONDING hormone that makes females feel warm and fuzzy and loving.

Now why could that be?

MIGHT IT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT OUR NIPPLES ARE WHAT WE USE TO FEED OUR BABIES??!

You know, those small, underdeveloped and helpless little beings that, lacking our tender mercies, would basically be a fucking canapé for anything with teeth?!

The reason stimulation of the nipples produces oxytocin is because we’re bonding with our fucking infants, not so you can dingle your dongle at the boobies.

Fuck, the world does not revolve around your dick, godDAMN.

daccodacc:

I laughed so hard no sound came out

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chellodello:

I am naming the firebender avatar before Roku Jafar until proven otherwise.

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Mutant 101 -

GROOTING

grootːɪŋ/

verb
gerund or present participle: grooting
1. to move tree-rhythmically to The Jackson 5.
"his arms grooted like branches in the wind "
2. move in a quick and lively way.
"Grooting came naturally to Michael Rooker. [X]”

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hailhydrra:

khan + text posts

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hannakdraws:

Harry Potter outfits? why did I do this?  

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ikazed:

lnfamy:

dude is a gender neutral term if you think differently you are wrong

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Reblog if it is 104% okay to come to your ask and just say ‘Hi can we be friends’ and then start asking you random questions.

I am a princess

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"THEY CALL ME MR. PIG!!!!!"

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imherethephantom:

starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable

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captainsart:

Here’s some tips, of course nothing professional, but things I’ve learned myself.

Hope it helps some of you guys. ovo

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